Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Office Weight Gain


Few words:
When your life becomes routine, you’re exactly a machine. You've just replaced your life with AA size battery. Congratulations!



One of every white collar biggest fear is gaining weight. You can’t fight the gravity on this; I mean you’re sitting there eight hours a day with light to no movement. Why is that not possible? Of course you’re constantly typing, but the rule of thumb is if the task you’re doing doesn’t involve sweating, that can’t be considered a cardio exercise. Moreover, the air-cond is not helping at all. Hence you gain weight or to be precise: 99.9% extra virgin fat.

I have to come clean, I’ve indeed gain some weight; to be exact a sinful-shit-load of 3 kilos spare tyres. Because of this, I tell myself I must start exercising no matter what so recently I’ve start hitting gym again; albeit without success. Contrarily, I’ve gain one more kilo after going gym. FML!

Seriously I don’t know why this is happening to me. Let me just recall….

Let's see, this is my desk (default view - higher chances during audits).

And this is my desk (non-default view).

Yet, even till now, I still don’t know why I've gain weight despite all the exercises. I wonder where went wrong. Darn! Should I stop gym?


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